Beagle Mafia

Sooo I have a lot to say but right now I am nursing a 3 month old beagle puppy back to health. Literally syringe feeding her. I am confined to my spare bedroom as to not spread her germies to my own herd. I smell like snots, puppy breathe and vicks.

So last night this conversation transpires with my child:

Last night Capo and I were laying on our stomachs on the bed reading something together on line. I had on a night gown with my boy boxer shorts. Capo was in his normal t shirt and shorts.

The Boy comes by and says "you guys are not going to "connect" are you?

We are like huh?

The Boy says "Dont pretend you dont know what that means, cmon Mom".

At this point Capo and I really had no clue. And then it dawned on me what he was talking about.

Me: "do you mean sex ?" (Capo as this point is chewing his nails and not at all comfortable talking about this with a 7 year old)

The Boy is all giggly "yes mom"

Me: "so what do you mean by connect then?"

The Boy: "well the boy penis and the girl's vagina connect and they kiss"

Me: "why yes that is correct."

The Boywalks away.....

Mike: "I need a Xanax after that"

I get more giggly about Capo being so prude about talking about it. His mom literally never talked with him about and up until he knocked me up, I dont think she ever thought he was having sex at 25.